Brain-Dead Teenagers Capable of Texting Put to Death: From the Onion

February 12th, 2012 · No Comments

This from the Onion!

Brain-dead 13-year old, capable of rolling her eyes and texting, to be euthanized. Devastated parents tell reporters they will donate her organs ….
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

The Onion is a satire, but in their search for hysterical laughter … sometimes they are dead-on.

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